Do You Have Felting Madness?

Signs and Symptoms of Felting Madness

• You deny that you have felting madness
• You don't understand why everyone doesn't want to felt
• More than 50% of your friends are felters
• You find it difficult to stop felting after only one felting project
• More than once, you have felted until you passed out
• Fiber has taken over the second story of your home
• You have sworn, "I'm never going to felt again", but that only lasts a couple of days - at most
• You have woken up after felting in a strange place, but you don't remember how you got there
• You know the felting handshake
• You have started taking felting projects to work to felt during your workday
• You hide fiber from family
• You regularly complete more than seven major felting projects per week
• You shout, "The hunt was successful!", when you carry bags of fiber out from a fiber festival
• You are an active member of a felters 12-Step program
• You find stray wool fibers in your toothbrush

Have we missed any?

Please email us if you have symptoms of felting madness we have missed.  We will add any non-redundant  symptoms to the list.